Yo Momma Jokes

Yo Momma

A selection of Yo Momma Jokes and insults.

Funny yo momma jokes and insults have been used since the times of William Shakespeare. They can be used as a form of insult, but more frequently it's just friendly banter between friends.

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  1. Yo momma has a bald head with a part and sideburns.
  2. Yo momma is so fat that she doesn't just pull lint out her belly button, she pulls out sweaters.
  3. Yo momma like a race car she burns 4 rubbers in 1 night!
  4. Yo momma so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
  5. Yo momma so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
  6. Yo momma so fat she needs a map to find her butt.
  7. Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
  8. Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
  9. Yo momma so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.
  10. Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
  11. Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bath water.
  12. Yo momma so old she co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
  13. Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
  14. Yo momma so old that wen God said let their be light she hit the switch.
  15. Yo momma so poor I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.
  16. Yo momma so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry.
  17. Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
  18. Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
  19. Yo momma so poor when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
  20. Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
  21. Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
  22. Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
  23. Yo momma so stupid she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
  24. Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
  25. Yo momma's armpits so hairy, it looks like she has the Jackson 5 in a headlock.

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