Cat Quotes

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A selection of Cat Quotes and quotations.

Cats, the domestic feline, has been around our homes and hearts for over 9,500 years.

Learn more about Cats at Wikipedia.

  1. A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings. - William Ralph Inge
  2. A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. - Joseph Epstein
  3. A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin. - Unknown
  4. A cat's behavior is a direct reflection of his feelings. - Carole Wilbourn
  5. Any cat who misses a mouse pretends it was aiming for the dead leaf. - Charlotte Gray
  6. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
  7. Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit. - John S. Nichols
  8. Cats too, with what silent stealthiness, with what light steps do they creep up to a bird! - Pliny the Elder
  9. Cats, like men, are flatterers. - Walter Savage Landor
  10. Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance. - Saki
  11. Every life should have nine cats. - Anonymous
  12. I don't think it is so much the actual bath that most cats dislike; I think it's the fact that they have to spend a good part of the day putting their hair back in place. - Debbie Peterson
  13. I love cats. I even think we have one at home. - Edward L Burlingame
  14. If cats could talk, they wouldn't. - Nan Porter
  15. If only cats grew into kittens. - R. Stern
  16. If you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward. You will never get her full confidence again. - Mark Twain
  17. It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they "always" purr. - Lewis Carroll
  18. People that don't like cats haven't met the right one yet. - Deborah A. Edwards, D.V.M.
  19. People who belong to Siamese cats must make up their minds to do a good deal of waiting upon them. - Compton Mackenzie
  20. Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk. - Henry David Thoreau
  21. The cat does not negotiate with the mouse. - Robert K. Massie
  22. The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away. - E. W. Howe
  23. There are people who reshape the world by force or argument, but the cat just lies there, dozing, and the world quietly reshapes itself to suit his comfort and convenience. - Allen and Ivy Dodd
  24. Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. - Jim Davis
  25. What sort of philosophers are we who know absolutely nothing about the origin and destiny of cats? - Henry David Thoreau

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